Dog and cat owners have captured the moment their pets experienced things for the first time and the results will make you laugh out loud.
The album, compiled by Bored Panda, features a frightened dog riding the train for the first time, a group of dogs first laying eyes on some kittens and the moment a puppy tried a lime - and regretted it instantly.
“Rabbi, we’ve prepared a special feast in your honor, with the best meats, fish and cakes.” “Who may I ask, prepared the meat? “Our finest chef, Elijah Manoshevksy.” ”And who is the Mashgiach? “Thanks very much,” said the Rabbi, “but I’ll just stick with the fish.” We Jews have been known to be determined and independent when it comes to beliefs, traditions, and making sure everything is “kosher.” What can we say – we take our kosher food seriously. Eye Chart & More When Izydor Epstein from Poland applied for an American driver's license he was asked to read the eye chart. " replied Izydor, "the man used to be my next-door neighbor!
The clerk pointed to the first line with the letters “P O W Z Y N S K E Y.” “Now sir,” said the clerk. ” Simple, yet funny, in a few lines, we’ve told the world about our complex roots.
I challenge anyone who would dare say there’s “no such thing as ‘Jewish’ humor! Like that girl with the curl, when a Jewish joke is good it’s very very good and showcases our unique Jewish spirit, wit, and yes, often sarcastic brand of humor. Could there be a funnier or sharper way to respond? “How can you sit there when the ship may be sinking?! (She’s still deciding which.) She was also chosen as a Distinguished Woman in Las Vegas in March of 2014.
” One comic I interviewed who became a star during his salad days doing Jewish “shtick” recently swore there was no difference between Red Skelton and Sid Caesar! The Wish Tim and Lyle, walking down Main Street with Moshe, their boss, spied an oil lamp. Frum & More Frum A distinguished orthodox rabbi arrived in heaven and was greeted by an angel. Marnie invites you to join her on Facebook, Linked In, and Twitter. For counseling she can also be reached at Liveperson:
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